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7 New Fellow Daoist?
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7 New Fellow Daoist?

[True Monarch Yellow Mountain (*****) sends you a friend request.]

Without any hesitation, Shuhang of course pressed the accept button.

[True Monarch Yellow Mountain has invited you to join the group 'Nine Provinces Number One Group, do you accept?]

Seeing the invitation, Shuhang didn't actually choose to accept right away. He suddenly had a thought... the only reason why he wanted to join this group in the first place was to get some connections so he would have a way to getting cultivation resources. Now that he's reached 6th Stage, True Monarch... was there even a reason for him to join anymore?

With the cheats he's got... along with his luck, getting more resources and reaching 'Eternal Being' or 'True Immortal' level would be easy and only a matter of time... After that though... what then? After a bit of thinking, Shuhang's finally realized why he still wanted to join this chat group. Isn't it because he wanted to get some friends to follow him in the journey to immortality? After all, what point was there to be at the peak if he has no one by his side to share it?

After that realisation, Shuhang no longer hesitated and accepted the invitation. As for changing to his new 'Title'... hmm that can wait for a bit more. First let's see the reactions of the chat group.

'Kaleido Sage Dragon Emperor has agreed to join the 'Nine Provinces Number One Group'.

[You have joined the group chat, do say hello to the other group members! 😉]

After accepting the invitation, Shuhang actually didn't start chatting with them right away and chose to watch the a chat a bit. But seriously... the question now is whether or not to integrate with them right away or wait until 'Soft Feather' showed up? After a bit of thinking, Shuhang decided to wait until 'Soft Feather' showed up and going to that ghost temple. The reason is naturally so he had a reasonable excuse for wanting to join this group. As for him not talking... that could be taken as him scouting the morality and alignment of this group.

Back in the chatroom, although mostly the same, the reactions of everyone went a little differently than in the original since his handle name is different now.

[Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Did True Monarch Yellow Mountain invite a new fellow friend? Hasn't it been a year since a new member joined us?"]

Just as quickly, another member quickly replied.

[Su Clan's Seven: "There's a new fellow daoist? Is he from Mt Hua? Where's the immortal cave he's cultivating in? What's his dao name? Which stage of cultivation is he at?"]

Looking at Su Clan's Seven series of questions, Shuhang's mouth couldn't but twitched a little. Aah, wasn't he that person that really liked to challenge people? Did he want a go at me or something? Shuhang thought about accepting to test his current prowess as luckily, or unluckily, he actually had never met any other cultivator at all this whole year. After a bit of thought, Shuhang decided against it... after all, wouldn't it be bad to beat up his future father-in-law?

While Shuhang was contemplating about his future waifu, another user replied.

[Mad Saber Three Waves: "What's the gender of our new fellow daoist? Are you a fairy? If so, please announce your three sizes and upload a photo!"]

Pfft! Ah... this guy... wasn't he that one that's always seeking death one way or another? To dare ask him his 'three sizes'... perhaps he should act like those seniors and go visit this guy...?

[Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Brother Three Waves, do you have brain the size of a goldfish or something? What if True Monarch Yellow Mountain had invited another senior? You may bring disaster upon yourself once again!"]

[Mad Saber Three Waves: "I beg you, don't mention the word 'powerful senior'… it is a traumatic experience that still haunts me! 😭😭😭"]

Just when Thrice Reckless finished talking, the group members all sent a 😏 one by one—not at all concealing, but instead openly rejoicing at his misfortune. Hehe... maybe he should just change his 'Title' now just to mess with Three Waves...? Nah, let's wait for 'Soft Feather' as planned...

[Mad Saber Three Waves: "You bunch of assholes, this lord has remembered every one of you. Don't even let me meet you, or else I shall let you to have a taste of my Seventy-Two Swift Saber Strikes!"]

Wait for it.....

[Su Clan's Seven: "When are we having the duel?"]

And immediately Three Waves deflated, or at least it felt like it. Aah, there it is... pfft this is really funny. Even though he remembered most of their chat contents, it's still funny to see Mad Saber Three Waves death seeking behavior...🤣 Oh, and it seemed the group agreed with me as after seeing Three Waves lose his momentum, the members within the group sent another wave of 😆😆😆

[Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Our new dao friend isn't speaking?"]

[Su Clan's Seven: "I just took a look, our new dao friend is named 'Kaleido Sage Dragon Emperor'. Has anyone heard of an expert with this dao name? His name though... someone from the Black Dragon Realm? His Dao name sure sounds overbearing and mighty though, I hope I get to duel him sometimes!"]

[Mad Saber Three Waves: "Haha Seven, is fighting the only thing in your mind? Already wanting to fight our new dao friend before even talking with them once!"]

[Su Clan's Seven: "Uhm...😅"]

[Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Could it be another 'powerful senior' that is unacquainted with such chat software?😏"]

After seeing that, everyone felt that this scene was quite familiar...? Like what happened about 4 years ago where Three Waves teased a senior and was tortured for 1 year and 4 months before she was satisfied? Mad Saber Three Waves suddenly shiver from remembering the trauma and fell silent.

[Medicine Master: "Yellow Mountain?"]

[Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Aah, because of Monster Dog ran away from home again, he went offline immediately after sending the invitation."]

[Medicine Master: "..."]

[Su Clan's Seven: "We can only wait for the new dao friend to learn to use the chat software unfortunately..."]

As the few members that are online see that their new 'dao friend' doesn't respond at all, they could only sigh in disappointment and went offline one after another. As for Shuhang who was watching the whole time... he could only sigh after seeing reading through their messages. What a bunch of funny people... There were times when Shuhang really wanted to respond but he held himself back.

Seeing as every were going offline, Shuhang sighed and went offline as well. "Now that's over with... I guess it's about time I investigate the changes brought on my Kaleidoscope magic during my promotion... for that matter, what power source does that magic even use in the first place? magic? or qi? I really shouldn't have put off learning more about it since it is a part of me after all... tch. What a pain..."


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